“At olive garden we’re as passionate about cheese as you are”
Oh no olive garden
I don’t think you understand how passionate I am about cheese
For the confusèd among you.
Old English (Anglo-Saxon): Eft he axode, hu ðære ðeode nama wære þe hi of comon. Him wæs geandwyrd, þæt hi Angle genemnode wæron. Þa cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað þæt hi on heofonum engla geferan beon."
Middle English: In þat lond ben trees þat beren wolle, as þogh it were of scheep; whereof men maken clothes, and all þing þat may ben made of wolle. In þat contree ben many ipotaynes, þat dwellen som tyme in the water, and somtyme on the lond: and þei ben half man and half hors, as I haue seyd before; and þei eten men, whan þei may take hem.
Early Modern English: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love!
Modern English: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.
Pointless dribble: Omg, lol, def totes ridic, c u ltr
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So there’s that animated film (Arjun) that still hasn’t come out but I drew sort-of fanart anyway. Or at least, art inspired by the trailer, somewhat.
Hooray?
Ruriel wants me to make a list for her
Ugggh, this feels like cheating cuz we’re IRL BFFs but whatever.
1) She likes to run after golfcarts like a Baywatch actress
2) Will be moving back onto the mainland soon
3) Loves cats
4) Loves daggers
5) Enjoys stalking people
6) Enjoys slash pairings with me
7) Wrestles people until she gets a charliehorse
8) Likes to intimidate people and becomes friends with those foolish enough to stick around
9) Will try to seduce people with mashed potatoes
10) Enjoys drinking
11) Also likes whipped cream
12) Likes to dress up as a pirate
13) Does not need to be praised because her head is swollen already, you guys need to stop feeding her terrible ego
14) Rarely hyperactive
15) Likes watching Much Ado About Nothing
16) Specializes in drawing dragons and demons
17) Enjoys shooting zombies
18) Would probably be a studly man if she were a man
19) Bakes more than I ever care to
20) Shares a bedroom with her sister
21) Does not like going to the doctor
22) Can put lifesavers over her eyes to look creepy
23) Likes to wear hats
24) Has nails that clack on her keyboard louder than anything
25) Can fence
26) Had a job scaring people during Halloween, with a creepy mask and everything
27) Tries to get friends to worship her like a god to no avail
28) Will feed people she likes
29) Is almost done with school
30) Will probably be my roommate when we’re 80 and retired or something.
wow no that’s a lot of pressure you guys
ill just
go back to watching community
NO
I DEMAND
TO BE LISTED
PRIORITIZE ME OVER TROY AND ABED
